but thats how (tumblr grade, 3rd wave) feminism works right
"It’s not rape if it tastes like pineapple."
My friend who doesn’t want me to tag him.
join join join join
ONLINE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY THIS FUCKING GAME SDFGRS
Fun fact: you don’t have to be an asshole.
I misread that as “you don’t have to have an asshole” and I was just think “orly, do tell.”
STEPPING ON THINGS IN HEELS IS SO TERRIFYING
Unless it’s other peoples’ feet.
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
It’s weird, but I had a dream where I suddenly had a penis, and I actually thought the first thing I would do is masturbate, but in the dream I just stayed in bed and made sure not to move in any way that made the thing touch my leg. I was freaking out.
despairingoptimism said: Politically, you're a pusillanimous, pitiful, prevaricating prankster! :)
Oh, postively. I rather like prevaricating, though.
But anyways, yeesh. Too kind.
Anonymous said: your levels of tolerance astound me